KTeen Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 ...and out comes a crappy disposable camera. I insert a toonie, make my selection... and nothing happens. I kick the machine. "Hey! I want my Smarties, you thieving bastard!" I guess it's OUT OF SERVICE again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oc4526 Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 ...and out comes a crappy disposable camera.I insert a toonie, make my selection... and nothing happens. I kick the machine. "Hey! I want my Smarties, you thieving bastard!" I guess it's OUT OF SERVICE again. Takes old worn out machine and replaces with a brand spanking new Machine with a Opus Smart card reader. Inserts 20 quarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
translink Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Out comes an UPS flat rate box filled with Pennies. I insert empty Tax Return envelope. - Bryan "Goggles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikebuses Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 It accepts the envelope, then shreds it to pieces I insert a yellow bike rack from a Ex. Translink D40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureHeartsJunkie Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 It accepts the envelope, then shreds it to pieces I insert a yellow bike rack from a Ex. Translink D40 out comes a 16-speed Raleigh mountain bike. I insert the debut album of These Kids Wear Crowns' "Jumpstart"........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38 Highland Creek Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 out comes a 16-speed Raleigh mountain bike.I insert the debut album of These Kids Wear Crowns' "Jumpstart"........... ...And out comes a $5 bill from 20 quarters due to a delay in acceptance of these quarters. Also, the newest album "Black Gives Way To Blue" by Alice In Chains. I insert a VIVA ticket printer in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureHeartsJunkie Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 ...And out comes a $5 bill from 20 quarters due to a delay in acceptance of these quarters. Also, the newest album "Black Gives Way To Blue" by Alice In Chains.I insert a VIVA ticket printer in... and out comes Canadian Tire Money (which will soon be extinct)! I insert the album "Uncontrollable" by Stereos along with a Stereos VIP pass....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oc4526 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 and out comes Canadian Tire Money (which will soon be extinct)!I insert the album "Uncontrollable" by Stereos along with a Stereos VIP pass....... Out comes a Lifetime transit pass for all transit in the Provence of Ontario. Inserts a wooden nickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormThief24 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 And out comes a chocolate loonie. I put in a set of outdated paddles I got from the depot tour today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikebuses Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I take them out of the machine & keeps them *evil laugh* I put in a video of translinkfan getting freaked by the horn..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George L. Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I take them out of the machine & keeps them *evil laugh*I put in a video of translinkfan getting freaked by the horn..... Out comes a video of my cat getting freaked when I slam my leg into the table In goes the thirty-something empty waterbottles in my room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormThief24 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 And out comes a homeless person's bag of bottles/cans. I put in an author signed copy of City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
translink Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 And out comes a homeless person's bag of bottles/cans.I put in an author signed copy of City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare... Out comes a signed collectors edition of Justin Biber's movie with his CD's followed by an entourage of pre-pubescent 12 year old girls, screaming his name. *shudders at the thought* *throws a wax figure of Justin Biber into woodchipper* I put in the remains into the Machine. - Bryan "Goggles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buurin Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Out comes a red vat of melted wax in metal mooncake tins, Hong Kong style. I insert my annual reports of High Liner Foods and Telus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikebuses Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Display Reads "PAPER JAM" Great... It's Broken........ I replace a new machine that gives out Compass Smartcards So, I put in $100 hoping for a smartcard to come out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenster102.5 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Display Reads "PAPER JAM" Great... It's Broken........ I replace a new machine that gives out Compass Smartcards So, I put in $100 hoping for a smartcard to come out... A torn up snartcard.... I insert some Krazy glue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38 Highland Creek Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 A torn up snartcard....I insert some Krazy glue... ...And the machine breaks down again. OUT OF SERVICE I called the repairman to fix the machine and he said, "It's Krazy glue. No wonder nothing's coming out of the machine." He fished out some of the stuff stuck together and got it off 'cuz when he came, that glue lost its effectiveness since it went past its expiry date. He got the machine back to normal again. Now I insert my Team Canada Olympic mittens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oc4526 Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 ...And the machine breaks down again. OUT OF SERVICEI called the repairman to fix the machine and he said, "It's Krazy glue. No wonder nothing's coming out of the machine." He fished out some of the stuff stuck together and got it off 'cuz when he came, that glue lost its effectiveness since it went past its expiry date. He got the machine back to normal again. Now I insert my Team Canada Olympic mittens... Spits the Mittens back out and flashes Invalid Payment and sounds a 3000hz alarm. Inserts some ear plugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureHeartsJunkie Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Spits the Mittens back out and flashes Invalid Payment and sounds a 3000hz alarm.Inserts some ear plugs Out comes clothes pins! I insert a pair of TOMS shoes along with a bottle of TUMS antacid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTeen Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 ...out comes a canoe oar. I insert a Kingston Transit roll sign. (BTW Does anyone know where I can find one?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureHeartsJunkie Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 ...out comes a canoe oar.I insert a Kingston Transit roll sign. (BTW Does anyone know where I can find one?) Out comes a pair of drummers' gloves from various manufactuers: Ahead, Meinl and Zildjian. I insert the members of Stereos that consist of the following people: Miles Holmwood Aaron Verdonk Robby Chalifoux Daniel Johnson Pat Kordyback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTeen Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 ...and out comes a real stereo. I attempt to put in a $10 bill, it takes me 7 tries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2822 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Out comes nickles I Insert a old TTC token... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureHeartsJunkie Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Out comes nicklesI Insert a old TTC token... Out comes a parking token. I Insert a set of 2 carnets of 10 tickets for the Paris Metro, RER and the transit buses in Paris..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2822 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Out comes a parking token.I Insert a set of 2 carnets of 10 tickets for the Paris Metro, RER and the transit buses in Paris..... Out comes a bunch of old transit maps I insert a Health card renewal application... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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