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...and out comes a crappy disposable camera.

I insert a toonie, make my selection... and nothing happens.

I kick the machine. "Hey! I want my Smarties, you thieving bastard!"

I guess it's OUT OF SERVICE again.

Takes old worn out machine and replaces with a brand spanking new Machine with a Opus Smart card reader.

Inserts 20 quarters.

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out comes a 16-speed Raleigh mountain bike.

I insert the debut album of These Kids Wear Crowns' "Jumpstart"...........

...And out comes a $5 bill from 20 quarters due to a delay in acceptance of these quarters. Also, the newest album "Black Gives Way To Blue" by Alice In Chains.

I insert a VIVA ticket printer in...

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...And out comes a $5 bill from 20 quarters due to a delay in acceptance of these quarters. Also, the newest album "Black Gives Way To Blue" by Alice In Chains.

I insert a VIVA ticket printer in...

and out comes Canadian Tire Money (which will soon be extinct)!

I insert the album "Uncontrollable" by Stereos along with a Stereos VIP pass.......

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and out comes Canadian Tire Money (which will soon be extinct)!

I insert the album "Uncontrollable" by Stereos along with a Stereos VIP pass.......

Out comes a Lifetime transit pass for all transit in the Provence of Ontario.

Inserts a wooden nickle

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I take them out of the machine & keeps them *evil laugh*

I put in a video of translinkfan getting freaked by the horn.....

:rolleyes::):):P

Out comes a video of my cat getting freaked when I slam my leg into the table

In goes the thirty-something empty waterbottles in my room

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And out comes a homeless person's bag of bottles/cans.

I put in an author signed copy of City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare...

Out comes a signed collectors edition of Justin Biber's movie with his CD's followed by an entourage of pre-pubescent 12 year old girls, screaming his name. *shudders at the thought*

*throws a wax figure of Justin Biber into woodchipper*

I put in the remains into the Machine.

- Bryan "Goggles"

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A torn up snartcard....

I insert some Krazy glue...

...And the machine breaks down again. OUT OF SERVICE

I called the repairman to fix the machine and he said, "It's Krazy glue. No wonder nothing's coming out of the machine." He fished out some of the stuff stuck together and got it off 'cuz when he came, that glue lost its effectiveness since it went past its expiry date. He got the machine back to normal again.

Now I insert my Team Canada Olympic mittens...

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...And the machine breaks down again. OUT OF SERVICE

I called the repairman to fix the machine and he said, "It's Krazy glue. No wonder nothing's coming out of the machine." He fished out some of the stuff stuck together and got it off 'cuz when he came, that glue lost its effectiveness since it went past its expiry date. He got the machine back to normal again.

Now I insert my Team Canada Olympic mittens...

Spits the Mittens back out and flashes Invalid Payment and sounds a 3000hz alarm.

Inserts some ear plugs

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...out comes a canoe oar.

I insert a Kingston Transit roll sign. (BTW Does anyone know where I can find one?)

Out comes a pair of drummers' gloves from various manufactuers: Ahead, Meinl and Zildjian.

I insert the members of Stereos that consist of the following people:

  • Miles Holmwood
  • Aaron Verdonk
  • Robby Chalifoux
  • Daniel Johnson
  • Pat Kordyback
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Out comes a parking token.

I Insert a set of 2 carnets of 10 tickets for the Paris Metro, RER and the transit buses in Paris.....

Out comes a bunch of old transit maps

I insert a Health card renewal application...

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