Cogeno Posted November 2, 2008 Author Report Posted November 2, 2008 - How about how I seem to be the only one incapable of wearing a poppy without stabbing myself numerous times?
vid Posted November 2, 2008 Report Posted November 2, 2008 You gotta pinch the shirt or whatever so that when you put the poppy through it, the pointy end is on the outside of the fabric.
Cogeno Posted November 2, 2008 Author Report Posted November 2, 2008 You gotta pinch the shirt or whatever so that when you put the poppy through it, the pointy end is on the outside of the fabric. I do that, and then it eventually works it way out and I move, and the pointy end is now inside my chest.
vid Posted November 2, 2008 Report Posted November 2, 2008 Then replace it with a safety pin or something. Maybe use tape?
wil9402 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 That is actually a rogue anti-spyware program. I suggest you scan your computer and remove it immediately, try Malwarebyte. How to remove Antivirus 2009 (Uninstall Instructions)
Hybrid0920 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Hooker with bright red lipstick shoves my friend against the wall in my work (Tim Hortons) and asks if he will have some "fun" with her tonight. This was nearly two weeks ago, and she sees him alot now and strangely enough, she keeps trying to talk to him! I told him to tell her to "F**K OFF!".
Cogeno Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Posted November 13, 2008 That is actually a rogue anti-spyware program. I suggest you scan your computer and remove it immediately, try Malwarebyte. How to remove Antivirus 2009 (Uninstall Instructions) If you haven't noticed, his point was that he was using a Mac Personally, the real WTF moment is how one minute he's saying their great and the next he's bitching about that piece of crap . My current WTF moment: I made a typo in something I said to a friend ("Taking a shit in the dark" as opposed "To taking a shot in the dark".) about 5-10 minutes ago, and I'm still laughing my ass off about it. I've been really tired all day, lol.
vid Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 My neighbourhood has hookers. Ugly ones. There is one with a fur coat, and her face looks like the anus of the animal off of which came said coat. Another one really stinks. You have to be desperate to want one of these hookers.
Gregory Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Here's a couple of WTF moments for ya - one tragic, one just plain weird: (i) A widow was heading out to her husband's funeral, and she was in the car that was behind the hearst. The hearst suddenly stops and the coffin of the deceased crashes right through the front window of the car that the widow was in and ended up killing widow! (I believe this took place in Brazil) (ii) Apparently, there was a dog who just recently received a law degree (I can't remember where this took place).
vid Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 GOOGLE NEWS! http://news.google.ca/news?hl=en&q=dog...sa=N&tab=wn It amazes me that so many people still ask things like "where is Japan" or "I hear a story about this situation but I don't recall any details of it" when you're ON THE INTERNET! Type in a keyword and BAM it's there! Instant knowledge!! Why aren't more people taking advantage of this?!
M.Wright Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 Listening to the scanner this morning and they said bus 4644 broke down on Data Center Rd, only problem with that is that we don't have a bus 4644 lol
vid Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 Thunder Bay Transit refers to any bus in the 100 series by just the last two digits. The buses actually have five digit numbers, the 20- prefix is only used internally.
Cogeno Posted November 14, 2008 Author Report Posted November 14, 2008 I've noticed STO does similar, too. ex. 0321 will be referred to simply as 'trois vingt-un' (three twenty one) or 'trois cent vingt-un' (three hundred twenty one)
vid Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 Well of course, it has a 0 in front. TBTransit is omitting an actual number. By 2012 or so when the D40LFs are retired they'll probably do the same for the 200 series buses as well.
wil9402 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 I've noticed STO does similar, too. ex. 0321 will be referred to simply as 'trois vingt-un' (three twenty one) or 'trois cent vingt-un' (three hundred twenty one) Yeah, streetcars and subway cars are refered to like that in Toronto. All the streetcars are in the 4000s and all the subway cars are in the 5000s so they don't really have to mention the 4 or 5. I've even seen that inside some subway cabs they are missing the 5 and only have the last three numbers.
306 Carlton Posted November 16, 2008 Report Posted November 16, 2008 That is actually a rogue anti-spyware program. I suggest you scan your computer and remove it immediately, try Malwarebyte. How to remove Antivirus 2009 (Uninstall Instructions) My friend had this installed on his computer, got rid of it for him. [The screenshot is of my computer] I wonder if people using a mac are stupid enough to think they have a virus when a WINDOWS EXPLORER window pops up telling them that. I have a love hate relationship with my mac as Cogeno knows :angry:
Hybrid0920 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Posted November 16, 2008 Was working drive thru at work today, there was a guy that came to the window and picked up a penny and nickle and expected us to open the window for him, (we aren't allowed) so my co-worker waved him away. He came into the store and came by drive thru and started going mad pointing at me and yelling. He just kept saying I'm a disgrace to babies.. and he will kill me, and he will get hells angels after me to kill me. My co worker forced him to leave. Turns out he was arrested because he escaped from the psychiatric ward..And missing for a day.. :S
306 Carlton Posted November 16, 2008 Report Posted November 16, 2008 Was working drive thru at work today, there was a guy that came to the window and picked up a penny and nickle and expected us to open the window for him, (we aren't allowed) so my co-worker waved him away. He came into the store and came by drive thru and started going mad pointing at me and yelling. He just kept saying I'm a disgrace to babies.. and he will kill me, and he will get hells angels after me to kill me. My co worker forced him to leave.Turns out he was arrested because he escaped from the psychiatric ward..And missing for a day.. :S LOL We've had something like that where a patient escaped from the hospital for go knows why, wearing those hospital gowns where almost everything is exposed. They got on the bus and were caught at the one of the largest transfer stations! [Hurdman Station] :angry:
Cogeno Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Posted November 16, 2008 I got cut off by a cop car earlier. When I'm on my bike, I'll stay as close to the side as I can so that I'm not impeding traffic. When I see a stop sign, I look both ways, then if there's a car beside me, I'll check for a turn signal. Pull up to the stop sign at the intersection of Joseph and Belanger, stop, look both ways, see there's no turn signal blinking on the cop car beside me, I begin to go, and the cop car turns in front of me. (and no, the siren wasn't on) Set a damn example....
Tom1122 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 I took a survey for a trip I took on October 27th on train 56. Problem was I missed train 56 and had to buy a new ticket for train 60. Though I set the record straight on the first question and I am now entered in a contest to win either a $200 gift certificate from VIA or $1000
R. McConnell Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 I was riding my bike today and a green sedan passed me on my left. A few seconds later, it slammed on the brakes and pulled over to the side of the road. I had to swerve to avoid hitting it with my bike. The car's tires sure left a mark on the road... and the smell of burning rubber wasn't exactly pleasant.
TRANSIT_FREAK Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 Everything I touch in my house disappears when I put it down and walk away for a minute. Next thing you know I can't find it for more than a week!
Cogeno Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Posted November 17, 2008 It's a form of Reverse Midas Syndrome
vid Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 That's nothing. Last summer my mom and I spent half an hour discussing what ice cream novelties we were going to get from Couch Turds, and when I finally went, I came back with pop and chips, because I forgot what we decided to get!!! I have a very bad short term memory.
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