vid Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!! Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!!! I haven't seen Family Guy in a long time. Our local TV station dropped it in favour of more wholesome entertainment.
Hybrid0920 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Well this is an everyday WTF moment, but on my way home from school theres a man that stands at Jackson Square and talks to pigeons. He has a nickname of Proffessor "X" He's like: Prof. X: Hello, how are you? Pigeon: coo coo. Prof. X: Good good, so am I
vid Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 My basement neighbour is schizophrenic and attacks his garbage, but that isn't as funny and benign as pigeon whisperers.
Hybrid0920 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Group of guys on the Route 27 Upper James (D40LF 0716) having a HUGE conversation about SHIT! It went on for like 10 minutes talking about how it burns your ass, to stuff like how it feels when it lands on your hands!
Gregory Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 Group of guys on the Route 27 Upper James (D40LF 0716) having a HUGE conversation about SHIT! It went on for like 10 minutes talking about how it burns your ass, to stuff like how it feels when it lands on your hands! ROTFLMFAO Me thinks they may have been drunk and/or high.
vid Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I've seen people sell drugs on buses before. I've never seen it downtown, though. Go to any suburban shopping mall at night here, and at least one person will ask if you want to buy pot, or are selling any.
wil9402 Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 Today me and my friends were walking down the street today towards my school after getting lunch and this Asian guy on a bike started staring at us as we walked towards him. Then as we passed him he said "got no homework today?". We continued walking and never answered him and he just rode off in the other direction on his bike .
ttcgeek Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 Tripping and falling off an LF while trying to run for a connection. My left knee is still sore....
Gregory Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 Tripping and falling off an LF while trying to run for a connection. My left knee is still sore.... That'll teach ya to run off of a bus.
Hybrid0920 Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 Today me and my friends were walking down the street today towards my school after getting lunch and this Asian guy on a bike started staring at us as we walked towards him. Then as we passed him he said "got no homework today?". We continued walking and never answered him and he just rode off in the other direction on his bike . LMAO! Sounds like he was trying to pick you up on his bike! Well today, I saw a very strange guy at work that I am used to seeing, but havent saw him since summer. So he walks into the the store and goes to the washroom. Now usually when he comes in he HATES when people use their manners to him. If you say "thank you" or "please" he will simply yell out "I EXPLAIN!" Mind you, he is a foreign man so thats why he sounds like that, but speaks good english. When he comes out of the washroom, I call my friend over and "bet" him that this man will get mad at me for saying my manners, because my buddy is new at my work. Here is an *almost* word for word re-ennactment of the convo: Me- "Can I help you?" *he walks to the counter. Me- How are you? Customer- "I am good.. I EXPLAIN!" *pauses for about 15 seconds.. Customer- "How are you?" Me- "I am pretty good!" Customer- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS ASKING MYSELF!" Me- "Okay, so what can I get you?" Customer- "Just an apple fritter." Me- "Anything else?" Customer- "Noo." *he hands me a dollar." Me- "Thank you!" Customer- "I EXXXXPLAINNNN!!!" Me- "Have a goodnight sir!" Customer- I explain.. (*says it calmly..) *walks out of the store.. Well me and my friend had a HUGGGE laugh for like 10 minutes! Its ALMOST like the "I KILL YOU!" line in the video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist." Wow..
Gregory Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 LMAO! Sounds like he was trying to pick you up on his bike! Well today, I saw a very strange guy at work that I am used to seeing, but havent saw him since summer. So he walks into the the store and goes to the washroom. Now usually when he comes in he HATES when people use their manners to him. If you say "thank you" or "please" he will simply yell out "I EXPLAIN!" Mind you, he is a foreign man so thats why he sounds like that, but speaks good english. When he comes out of the washroom, I call my friend over and "bet" him that this man will get mad at me for saying my manners, because my buddy is new at my work. Here is an *almost* word for word re-ennactment of the convo: Me- "Can I help you?" *he walks to the counter. Me- How are you? Customer- "I am good.. I EXPLAIN!" *pauses for about 15 seconds.. Customer- "How are you?" Me- "I am pretty good!" Customer- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS ASKING MYSELF!" Me- "Okay, so what can I get you?" Customer- "Just an apple fritter." Me- "Anything else?" Customer- "Noo." *he hands me a dollar." Me- "Thank you!" Customer- "I EXXXXPLAINNNN!!!" Me- "Have a goodnight sir!" Customer- I explain.. (*says it calmly..) *walks out of the store.. Well me and my friend had a HUGGGE laugh for like 10 minutes! Its ALMOST like the "I KILL YOU!" line in the video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist." Wow..
Cogeno Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Posted October 28, 2008 Was walking down the sidewalk in front of Cite-Des-Jeunes, and somehow managed to walk through a bunch of pylons without really noticing it until I felt something mushy under me. Oops...
vid Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Last night I was up by my brothers house, and the street he lives on was just rebuilt, and some kids brought all the traffic tube things (the large cylindrical orange and black things) into the middle of the left west bound lanes. Every once in a while a driver would end up driving westbound in the east bound lane.
wil9402 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 I mentioned this in another thread in the GTA section. On Friday morning while riding the bus I saw a fox run across the street and walk towards some houses.
T3G Posted October 29, 2008 Report Posted October 29, 2008 I once saw a wild turkey in front of my house.
Cogeno Posted October 29, 2008 Author Report Posted October 29, 2008 I once saw a wild turkey in front of my house. We have a whole family of them that come in and out as they please. Mind you, I suppose it's more of a shocker when you live in the city.
vid Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 No turkeys here, but I know someone who hit and killed a cougar even though the ministry of natural resources maintains they don't exist here. Cougar sitings in Northern Ontario, where the government insists cougars don't exist, are up about five times this year, and almost everyone I know who works or spends a fair amount of time in the bush has seen one.
R. McConnell Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 only once? i live in the land of turkeys, i almost hit them every morning on my way into work. I see them quite often in Rhode Island.
Orion VIII Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 Turkey vultures are very common around the Niagara Escarpment, and will flail their wings at passing cars while they eat roadkill!
Gregory Posted October 31, 2008 Report Posted October 31, 2008 Turkey vultures are very common around the Niagara Escarpment, and will flail their wings at passing cars while they eat roadkill! Thanks for that ever-so-lovely visual.
vid Posted October 31, 2008 Report Posted October 31, 2008 While my family was driving to camp once, a partridge flew into the car's windshield. We ate it for dinner. Cue the banjos!!!
ttcgeek Posted October 31, 2008 Report Posted October 31, 2008 Seeing 5868 come into Sherbourne with the passenger side of the car tagged.
T3G Posted November 1, 2008 Report Posted November 1, 2008 only once? i live in the land of turkeys, i almost hit them every morning on my way into work. I only saw them once in front of my house. They are usually at my school.
Cogeno Posted November 1, 2008 Author Report Posted November 1, 2008 Oh yeah, we also have a deer at my college in Hull that comes in and out from time to time.
mersar Posted November 2, 2008 Report Posted November 2, 2008 Oh yeah, we also have a deer at my college in Hull that comes in and out from time to time. Up until this past year we had a family of deer that lived on the University of Calgary campus. Numerous times in my first years there that you'd walk out across the open area east of the administration building and see them laying in the grass, however I didn't see them at all this year. Now we only have the couple dozen rabbits that call the campus home, they don't really cause much problem that I've heard about, they are extremely accustomed to being around people to the extent you can walk past them only 2 or 3 feet away and they won't even move.
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