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Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!! Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!!!

I haven't seen Family Guy in a long time. Our local TV station dropped it in favour of more wholesome entertainment.

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Group of guys on the Route 27 Upper James (D40LF 0716) having a HUGE conversation about SHIT! It went on for like 10 minutes talking about how it burns your ass, to stuff like how it feels when it lands on your hands!

ROTFLMFAO :lol:

Me thinks they may have been drunk and/or high.

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Today me and my friends were walking down the street today towards my school after getting lunch and this Asian guy on a bike started staring at us as we walked towards him. Then as we passed him he said "got no homework today?". We continued walking and never answered him and he just rode off in the other direction on his bike :).

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Today me and my friends were walking down the street today towards my school after getting lunch and this Asian guy on a bike started staring at us as we walked towards him. Then as we passed him he said "got no homework today?". We continued walking and never answered him and he just rode off in the other direction on his bike :).

LMAO! Sounds like he was trying to pick you up on his bike! :P

Well today, I saw a very strange guy at work that I am used to seeing, but havent saw him since summer. So he walks into the the store and goes to the washroom. Now usually when he comes in he HATES when people use their manners to him. If you say "thank you" or "please" he will simply yell out "I EXPLAIN!" Mind you, he is a foreign man so thats why he sounds like that, but speaks good english. When he comes out of the washroom, I call my friend over and "bet" him that this man will get mad at me for saying my manners, because my buddy is new at my work. Here is an *almost* word for word re-ennactment of the convo:

Me- "Can I help you?"

*he walks to the counter.

Me- How are you?

Customer- "I am good.. I EXPLAIN!"

*pauses for about 15 seconds..

Customer- "How are you?"

Me- "I am pretty good!"

Customer- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS ASKING MYSELF!"

Me- "Okay, so what can I get you?"

Customer- "Just an apple fritter."

Me- "Anything else?"

Customer- "Noo."

*he hands me a dollar."

Me- "Thank you!"

Customer- "I EXXXXPLAINNNN!!!"

Me- "Have a goodnight sir!"

Customer- I explain.. (*says it calmly..)

*walks out of the store..

Well me and my friend had a HUGGGE laugh for like 10 minutes!

Its ALMOST like the "I KILL YOU!" line in the video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

Wow.. :P

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LMAO! Sounds like he was trying to pick you up on his bike! :)

Well today, I saw a very strange guy at work that I am used to seeing, but havent saw him since summer. So he walks into the the store and goes to the washroom. Now usually when he comes in he HATES when people use their manners to him. If you say "thank you" or "please" he will simply yell out "I EXPLAIN!" Mind you, he is a foreign man so thats why he sounds like that, but speaks good english. When he comes out of the washroom, I call my friend over and "bet" him that this man will get mad at me for saying my manners, because my buddy is new at my work. Here is an *almost* word for word re-ennactment of the convo:

Me- "Can I help you?"

*he walks to the counter.

Me- How are you?

Customer- "I am good.. I EXPLAIN!"

*pauses for about 15 seconds..

Customer- "How are you?"

Me- "I am pretty good!"

Customer- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS ASKING MYSELF!"

Me- "Okay, so what can I get you?"

Customer- "Just an apple fritter."

Me- "Anything else?"

Customer- "Noo."

*he hands me a dollar."

Me- "Thank you!"

Customer- "I EXXXXPLAINNNN!!!"

Me- "Have a goodnight sir!"

Customer- I explain.. (*says it calmly..)

*walks out of the store..

Well me and my friend had a HUGGGE laugh for like 10 minutes!

Its ALMOST like the "I KILL YOU!" line in the video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

Wow.. :P

:P:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Last night I was up by my brothers house, and the street he lives on was just rebuilt, and some kids brought all the traffic tube things (the large cylindrical orange and black things) into the middle of the left west bound lanes. Every once in a while a driver would end up driving westbound in the east bound lane. :P

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No turkeys here, but I know someone who hit and killed a cougar even though the ministry of natural resources maintains they don't exist here.

Cougar sitings in Northern Ontario, where the government insists cougars don't exist, are up about five times this year, and almost everyone I know who works or spends a fair amount of time in the bush has seen one.

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Oh yeah, we also have a deer at my college in Hull that comes in and out from time to time.

Up until this past year we had a family of deer that lived on the University of Calgary campus. Numerous times in my first years there that you'd walk out across the open area east of the administration building and see them laying in the grass, however I didn't see them at all this year. Now we only have the couple dozen rabbits that call the campus home, they don't really cause much problem that I've heard about, they are extremely accustomed to being around people to the extent you can walk past them only 2 or 3 feet away and they won't even move.

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