Tom1122 Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 Bump: In subway car heaven: TTC H-4: I'm the longest lasting subway cars in Toronto. I lasted 37 years. STM MR-63: Oh that's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STO_1601 Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Tom1122 said: STM MR-63: Oh that's cute. In french: "Oh, C'est Mignon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1122 Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 On the day the MR-63s ran on the Orange Line for the last time: MR-63s see an MR-73 on the Green Line at Lionel-Groulx. Both: Hey! You're on my line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STO_1601 Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 STO 1601: Où avez-vous eu ces rayures sur votre toit? (Where did you get those stripes on your rooftop?) STO 9224: Calgary, C'est là que je vivais depuis de nombreuses années. (Calgary, That's where I used to live for many years.) STO 1601: Oh, Très bien! c'est comment ça? (Oh, Very good! What's it's like there?) STO 9224: C'est bien, nous avons aussi un système de train léger sur rail comme Ottawa. (It's good, We've also got a light rail system like Ottawa.) STO 1601: Merci, un jour je devrai aller à Calgary! (Thanks, One day I'll have to go to Calgary!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1122 Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Orion at Mount Dennis: What's he doing here? (indicates 2252) 2252: I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loud-Invero Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 STO's 9131 - 9138 and 9224-9225 would be screaming at the president of the sto saying "tue-moi!!!" (Kill me!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STO_1601 Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 3:05 AM, OCTranspoMaster said: STO's 9131 - 9138 and 9224-9225 would be screaming at the president of the sto saying "tue-moi!!!" (Kill me!!!) Myriam Nadeau: "Désolé, il faudra attendre l'été prochain!" ("Sorry, You will have to wait until next summer!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1122 Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 TTC 2444: My butt hurts! TTC 2345: WHAT?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STO_1601 Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 From Mighty Machines: OC Orion VI: Good morning Kids! I'm a City Bus. This is a busy time at the bus depot. All the buses are heading for their routes for the day. People have to get to work and school. We'd better get moving! Watch out for the cyclists and the cars! It's always extra busy at rush hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandeWest_B35G Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 On 10/14/2018 at 9:55 PM, STO_1601 said: STO 1601: Où avez-vous eu ces rayures sur votre toit? (Where did you get those stripes on your rooftop?) STO 9224: NONE OF YOUR F'N BUSINESS! *shoots up in front of 5 year old* FTFY Based on a true story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7575 Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 TTC 8924: "Maybe I need a helmet". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1122 Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 ALRVs in spring 2019: We're waiting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Shuttle Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 outside a hotel in Thunder Bay Delivery driver: "Come on, please start. I need to get you to Richmond by the end of the month." No-Start CMBC E500: "You know they don't need me right? Why do you have to send me there when I am better off spending the rest of my life in this parking lot?" Delivery driver: "What do you mean they don't need you? You're supposed to be ready for service there by next month!" No-Start CMBC E500: "Yeah, by service, you mean just sitting in the yard forever and slowly becoming a million-dollar paperweight because all the operators are on strike, right?" Delivery driver: "You know that strike is over, right? In fact, the SkyTrain strike already happened and it was ended before it even started!" No-Start CMBC E500: "Then I don't know, man. I just don't feel too comfortable working for TransLink if there's a chance I'll have to sit and rot due to job action. I mean, their past two generations of buses have suffered from that." Delivery driver: "So can you please start? I need to get you to Richmond because my company has arranged a return flight for me the week after I'm supposed to have gotten you there, and that's so I can help get the rest of you guys across the country." No-Start CMBC E500: "Well, I don't know what else to say, but… the truth is, I'm actually broken." Delivery driver: "Alright, I'll get you a tow so you can get fixed because we're starting to run behind schedule now." no-start E500 gets dropped off next to 19417 and 19419 at Thunder Bay Transit No-Start: "Hey, what are you guys doing here?" 19417: "Well, we were getting tired of providing heat to a single person on board during our journey, so we thought we'd just break our heating systems to allocate more energy to driving. Who cares if the drivers were cold? They're Ontarians so it's not like they'd freeze to death when they live in the cold every single day." 19419: "And besides, they don't need heat over in BC anyway because it's so darn warm over there! I mean, I heard they had to import snow during the 2010 Olympics because they don't have it!" No-Start: "Actually, you know that isn't true right? It can actually get pretty cold in BC and snow actually exists there. In fact, it snows every winter in parts of our future stomping grounds like Burnaby! Also, I'm pretty sure your drivers were freezing to death. Humans are humans." 19419: "But still, it's not like we're going to run in Burnaby! It's just Richmond to Surrey and back all day, every day!" 19417: "And don't forget the ferry runs! Those sound fun!" No-Start: "Actually, we're supposed to be there by the end of the month so they can throw us on the 555 next month. And you know where the 555 goes? That's right. None other than Burnaby." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1122 Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 PCC 4600 as ALRV 4204 and CLRVs arrive: Oh no, not again. 2424: This feels like deja-vu. ALRV 4204 is on its first test run at HCRR 4204: This is new. 4618: (Sees 4204 go past): What? 4204: Oh, hello grandpa. Long time no see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1122 Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 On 1/18/2020 at 6:22 PM, Tom1122 said: PCC 4600 as ALRV 4204 and CLRVs arrive: Oh no, not again. 2424: This feels like deja-vu. ALRV 4204 is on its first test run at HCRR 4204: This is new. 4618: (Sees 4204 go past): What? 4204: Oh, hello grandpa. Long time no see. 4600 as more as CLRVs 4178, 4068, 4024, and 4170 arrive: No! No! Not this again! CLRV 4039: CLRV party in the house! ALRV 4204: Any more ALRVs? 4039: No, sorry. CLRV 4003 meets PCC 4000 for the first time 4003: 4000, you look different. 4000: What do you mean? 4003: You're supposed to look like me. You look like a PCC. 4000: I am a PCC. You must be one of those CLRVs my younger cousins told me about. 4003: So where is my sister 4000? 4000: With MY sister 4003! GO Transit F59PH on the Milton line during 2020: I haven't run on this line in forever! Hey, were is everyone? Any bus during spring 2020: Why aren't there many people and why am I getting more baths? Why are people entering through my back doors? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transitfan2022 Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Translink 19004: How did u crash me before i even made it to vancouver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transitfan2022 Posted November 28, 2023 Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 At HTC 18348: oh wow, is this my new home? Supervisor: Yes, enjoy it here with 18322 18348: will do sir 9494: what are you supposed to be? 18348: the same as you, just newer 9494: OH NO, YOUR OUR REPLACEMENTS! 18348: calm down, I'm not replacing you, im replacing the L drives 9669: WHAT? WE LOVED IT HERE! WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW? Supervisor: looks like your going to become racecars at STC (Cuz STC drivers drive so fast) 9669: NO! NOT STC! 7449: Save yourself 9669: NOOOOOOOO! 18348 and 9494: Bye Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leapster10 Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octabusfan92 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Meanwhile at OCTA Garden Grove Base: 1206: Ahhh oh no! My Bravo decals! They’re gone! Supervisor: You’re rebranding to OCBus Rapid! 1203-1205, 1207, 5865, 5866: OCBUS RAIPD?! Supervisor: Yes, you guys will eventually get them as well 1203-1205, 1207, 5865, 5866: Oh come on! That’s such a hideous name! Why don’t you just keep the Bravo name, it’s more catchy! 1206: And where’s my purple and grey lines? Supervisor: We’re changing things up a bit 5741, 5747, 5751, 5756-5757: We don’t want to leave Garden Grove bases like our other friends, we like it here! Supervisor: same here, but they need replacement buses for the old ones built in 2007 and 2008, and plus we are getting newer buses here! 2226, 2227: Sup fellas 5501, 5503, 5509, 5513, 5514, 5519, 5525, 5529, 7576-7582: AHHH THERE ARE OF THESE COMING?! Supervisor: Yep we have more coming 5302, 5306, 5331, 5335, 5342, 5353-5354, 5362, 5376, 5388, 5401, 5403, 5404, 5406, 5408-5411, 5413, 5416: Back in the day, that was like the same thing, just when the 5700s were arriving here to replace us, and now we are enjoying ourselves going out sometimes when we need to 2251: Where’s the rest of my friends? To be continued… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiMode Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Halifax Transit 1084: I'm a adult this year I think I'm on the chopping block! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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