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I just took a walk on my coffee break and saw some young guy heading into the next building with a bundle of blueprints in one arm and a giant bag from Mark's Work Wearhouse in the other.  I could see a hard hat, safety vest, outline of a shoebox presumably with a pair of steel toe boots in it, and I had to stop myself from laughing.  I know exactly what happened.  Obviously he tried to enter a permitted construction area without the required safety equipment and got turned around and sent away with a shopping list.

The same thing happened to me just over six years ago after a demolition crew in a permitted area being renovated did a too thorough job and destroyed a bunch of cabling that was supposed to have been left in place.  I went to go troubleshoot, followed the cabling to the wall separating the work area from the rest of the building, then got sent away to get equipment and take the general contractor's site safety orientation and sign a waiver.  Not a problem since I had everything needed at home, the problem was I didn't know I was going to need it that day, and quite often after that, so it now stays in the truck permanently.  I was glad to see someone getting an abrupt crash course on what a non-office job looks like.

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1.A combined LOL/WTF moment from today:

At the Home Depot I work at, I saw on not one but two bags of manure we sell had a plant actually growing out of the bag. At least we can say the manure works!

 

2.  Driving home from work, I saw a car with a sticker reading "Baby on Road".

Here's a link to a picture of another car with the same sticker: 

http://www.engrish.com/2007/12/now-maybe-youll-drive-slower/

 

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LOL so last night I was listening to a podcast, and one of the topics of discussion was conspiracy theories. I am not a conspiracy theorist by nature nor do I listen to podcasts oriented around that, it just happened to be a point of discussion (i.e. "what do you guys think about conspiracy theories?" etc). I finished listening and buggered off to bed.

While I was asleep, I dreamt that I was at my library looking for a book on Audrey Hepburn. (I've recently been getting into a lot of classic cinema, and I've also been reading a lot about her life because I found her to be a really fascinating and engaging character). I stumbled upon a person-sized book (which, later, when I tried to stuff it into my backpack, shrunk down enough to sit inside the pack, but not enough to not stick out) from a man who claims to have been her son, but was abandoned by her shortly after birth. According to what I remember of the book in the dream, he claimed to have had only positive interactions with her until her mysterious death in 1960 and replacement by a body double.

I should post on r/conspiracies and see what they would have to say about this

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